Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Of Poured Drafts and Downpours...

Last Saturday, my girl and I met up with Zack (sporting some new lambchop 'burns) in Vienna to pedal out to the Old Dominion Beer Festival via the W&OD Trail. We hit the trail around 10:45 a.m., amazed that the weather seemed to be holding up well. By the reckoning of most of the meteorologists, it should have been raining already. Instead, the sun shone with all of its strength as we rode, occasionally playing cat-and-mouse with the wandering nimbus clouds that prefigured the coming deluge.

The ride out was quick. At one point, a couple of roadies passed us—all stern-faced, with mouths twisted downward at the edges in a competition rictus, arms cocked mantid-like over their aero bars in a parody of supplication, bodies sheathed in lycra like colorful sausage casings—while we were casually riding along. Zack and I looked at each other and laughed, then poured on the power, quickly catching up to and passing the "serious" cyclists. (I was turning a 46x16 and spinning like mad; Zack was pushing something like a 50x15, and this latter seemed like the perfect gear for swiftly laying down distance on this relatively flat bit of trail.) It wasn't long before my girl passed by the would-be racers as well; I think they had spent their reserves passing us the first time, or maybe a training attitude burns more glycogen than one would expect. This same thing happened again a few miles later with a trio of racer types astride carbon fiber bikes, who then caught up to me and Zack at a light, but decided that they'd had enough humiliation at that point...that, or they'd noticed Zack drafting them with his hands dangling by his sides just before we pulled ahead. Either way, they didn't pursue us with any aggression when the light changed.

We got to the brewery with time to spare before the official opening at noon. King Sol, hovering directly overhead, gave no indication that he might be dethroned any time soon. We rolled up onto the brewery grounds and quickly located the Pedalshop booth, where Mike was getting things ready. I settled in while the others picked up some pogs and roamed the booths to bring back samplings. The first taste of beer to hit my lips came from Dogfish Head. They were serving up 60 Minute IPA and Aprihop; I had the former. It hit the spot, but seemed a bit off. As some of the other team members rolled in, I was able to take a walk around and check out all the breweries.

After a once-over, I was pretty disappointed to learn that some of my favorites were no-shows, among them Anderson Valley, Bison, Weyerbacher, North Coast, and Russian River; in short, many of the ones that would have made this 10th Anniversary gathering really special. Alas, it was not to be. Oddly, Stone, Great Divide, and Bear Republic were huddled together under a single inconspicuous white tent roof with no signage, so it took a while to even notice they were there. And many of the servers where random volunteers, a change from years past, when brewery reps were tipping the tap handles and would occasionally pour you a freebie. Bear Republic (yeah!) was pouring Red Rocket Ale and Racer 5, Great Divide had Titan IPA (at the curious and rather unreasonable cost of two pogs) and another that slips my mind right now (Wild Raspberry Ale?), and Stone was serving up Arrogant Bastard and Smoked Porter. I made it by the Shenandoah booth and took in a little of their locally-famous Chocolate Donut Beer, which was pretty much spot on, tasting like, well, a chocolate donut. Lancaster and Victory were offering their standbys, Hophog and the anthrhopomorphic (forgive the cheesy portmanteau) Hopdevil, respectively. That's about it, as far as the beers I stuck with for the day.

We hung out for a while, slamming beers and talking bikes with Jim C., Jen, Nick, and Nate. John-o showed up with his kids, as did Jeff, with his wife and daughter, sneaking in between the beers and the bullshit. It wasn't long before my girl and I grabbed some food, spurred on by the memory of last year's mistake, when we ate nothing until the evening, the food arriving too late to cut the alcohol flowing in our veins. Back at the booth, I talked at length to several prospective customers, discussing their two-wheeled wants and needs and suggesting they stop by the shop sometime soon for a fitting and more information.

The afternoon began its slow, furtive slide into evening right before our eyes, which failed to really notice anything beyond the edges of that familiar alcohol-induced tunnel vision. Presently, two girls who had earlier dropped off their bikes at the booth for safekeeping reappeared and rewarded my idle bike chatter with 11 pogs—a real boon since the festival promoters this year decided not to include "starter" pogs with the entry fee. I distributed the bonus pogs to anyone in our group who didn't have a beer in hand.

After a while, Zack took off, citing another commitment, and others began slipping away—plans to ride the Cranky Monkey race (now rescheduled for July 30th) on Sunday had, it seemed, put the brakes on overindulgence. Lee showed up with his girl to man the booth for the 4:00 shift, taking over my spot and picking up the conversation.

Soon the clouds began to gather and the skies opened up with the first bouts of what turned out to be a four-day deluge of diluvial proportions. The booths were soon packed with fest-goers seeking shelter from the downpour. Those caught out in the elements comically palmed their glasses—lest their beers be diluted by raindrops—and scrambled to find empty space under the booth tarps. Several sots began mud diving in the huge puddles that sprang up all around like rampant chancres, providing the stranded with a little amusement to go with their dwindling refreshments. Under the tarps, the trick was to make your beer last until the rain subsided, while simultaneously willing away the spent beer that threatened to overwhelm your bladder and start a storm of its own.

We waited for a lull in the downpour, then got our stuff together, said our goodbyes, and headed back on the 15 mile ride to the cars. I have to say that, comparatively speaking, I was pretty sober for the return trip. Regardless, the ride back in the looming dusk seemed interminable, and I felt like the sprints earlier in the day had taken something out of me. I pedaled sluggishly and without zeal through the light rainfall, just looking forward to getting there, which is unusual for me. If I had had more to drink, perhaps my perspective would have been brighter...too bad all those excellent breweries stayed home.

Next up in the fall is Capital City's Brew Festival in Shirlington. Hmm, last year's fest at Shirlington was interrupted by a heavy downpour as well; let's hope this isn't a trend.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

(W&)ODBF

It's that time of year again, when the field is alive with the sound of beer flowing from innumerable taps. The 10th Annual Old Dominion Beer Festival will be held this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday on the verdant grounds just behind the brewery in Ashburn, Virginia.

So, which breweries plan to offer their liquid wares? Here, in no particular order, are a few of my favorites, any three of which alone are worth the price of admission (and there are more scheduled to attend):

  • Anderson Valley
  • Bear Republic
  • Bison
  • Stone
  • Victory
  • Weyerbacher
  • Dogfish Head
  • Great Divide
  • North Coast
  • Russian River
  • Shenandoah
  • Clipper City
  • Lancaster
  • Otter Creek
  • Troegs
  • Old Dominion

And the bonus is, the brewery is still located about a block off of the W&OD Trail. So pick a day (or days), straddle some steel, and pedal your dipsomaniacal ass out to the little white sign just off the trail near mile marker 25.5. Hey, they made it easy for you; just follow the directions on the sign to wend your way to microbrew bliss (for those eidetically-challenged individuals, I present the image at left for your pre-event perusal). Just remember to bring a light and keep an eye open for the wheel-swallowing sewer grates in the parking lot between the trail and the brewery.

Oh, and be sure to stop by the Pedalshop booth with wallet in (non-drinking) hand to ogle the goodies on display there. The 'shop folks might even look after your bike for you, and they're always happy to dispose of any extra beer tickets you purchase before you remember what happened last year when you tried to hammer home hammered.

The image at the top of this post was shamelessly pilfered without permission from the Old Dominon Brewing Company web site, natch!

Monday, June 19, 2006

Flow-saryville...

Wow! Got in a nice 10 mile dirt ride with my girl last Saturday at Rosaryville State Park in Upper Marlboro, EmDee. First time either of us had ever been there, and I wanted to check it out before hooking up with Bootch-wah on Sunday morning for a group ride there with some newbie MTBers. It was my girl's fourth time out on her new SS (and her fourth time offroad on clipless pedals); she decided earlier that she'd had enough road riding lately and that it was time to return to the fun stuff. I gave her no argument.

We got to the park late in the afternoon and ran into Dave M., the MORE trail liaison for that area, and his son in the parking lot. They were getting ready to ride and gave us some beta on the trail, assuring us that the clockwise direction offered the most enjoyment. So we took it, falling in behind the two of them and exchanging leads on and off for the duration of the ride, thanks in part to a mishap one of them suffered involving a derailleur cage and a seemingly unmovable object (I didn't miss the opportunity to light-heartedly point out the obvious advantage that single speeds offer), and to the occasional urge to take in the scenery from a standstill.

Simply put, this place is pure flow. Think anti-Elizabeth Furnace. The route is a twisty (though not particularly tight à la those at Lodi Farm), meandering loop of singletrack that is so uncharacteristically smooth and featureless that a night ride there might leave one with the absurd impression that the whole sinuous ribbon was overlaid with asphalt. No rocks, no roots, no water-carved crevasses, one or two shallow water crossings, a few fallen logs, and short uphills. Lots and lots of whoopedies, plenty of speed, and—owing to the dearth of rainfall lately—velcro-like traction on the climbs and in the corners. And all under an almost continuous cover of shade from the dense foliage of interlaced branches overhead. What the course lacks in technical challenges it more than makes up for in exhilaration and simple enjoyment. Its genius lies in the fact that it doesn't try to be anything more than a grin-inducing carnival ride that lets you relax and just mindlessly carve the terrain like a renegade roller coaster. It's not a steady-diet kind of trail, because I think it would be easy to get burned out on it. But as a diversion from some of the more brutal locales (e.g., the Watershed), it certainly warrants an occasional place in the lineup.

Once again, my girl excelled on the bike, especially given the swoopy speed and blind corners that characterize this trail, and the fact that this place was new to her. She was never far behind me, ripping the twisty downhills and hammering up the climbs. A return trip is already in the works.

I got a little forced deja vu the next day when I returned to the trail with Butch, Charlie, and Justin, who borrowed Butch's Karate Monkey for his first SS ride. The latter two guys where somewhat new to dirt riding, but after ripping through the 10 mile loop, the poison was in the wound, to steal a line from Nabokov. After the ride, we hung out in the parking lot just long enough to offset the effects of the sticky humidity by throwing down some cold post-ride brews (thanks, Butch).

POSTSCRIPT: Props are due to Rich Edwards of IMBA, who I understand had a huge hand in the creation of the trail at Rosaryville. If you haven't joined IMBA yet, click here for instant, hassle-free expiation...your bike will thank you for it.

POST-POSTSCRIPT: Most online descriptions of the loop at Rosaryville list the length as between seven and a half and eight miles; however, recent trail work now puts the total closer to 10 miles.