WUSS Swill d'Ville...

26 riders.

22 miles.

5 hours.

2 beer stops.

1 empty stomach.

"Bamboozled" — pic credit: Tim Hegemier.

Roam on the Range1...

Range life: drink, ride, ogle, repeat.

The poster above was redacted to remove the date, 'cause this one's exclusive, baby! And no, Anna, this is not the same "underground ride" I referred to in the last post, ha.

1. "The Range," according to Wiki, "is part of the original grounds of the University of Virginia as designed by Thomas Jefferson in Charlottesville, Virginia, USA." Well, uh, wowee zowee.

Liberty for All...

...all who got the invite, that is. The annual Liberty Jamboree (a fully unsanctioned, grossly unethical, singularly stultifying, government-certified, carbon-neutral WUSS® event) is on for this weekend. Looks like the SSOFTies are going head-to-head with the Pedalshop crew for the honor of donning the coveted RYJ (rotten yellow jersey) when next year's event rolls around. Should be the usual blast.

Hopefully, this year we'll have a little better supervision around the kegs Old Dominion has graciously provided for post-ride quaffing.


Oh well, it's still better than parking 'em in front of the teevee.

Me, I plan to show up to this thing with some French-Canadian twins (guess which one's evil), just in case the kids kick the keg early again...