Monday, April 14, 2008

The SSOFT Machines1...

...will descend on the tiny town of Fredericksburg, Virginia, on May 3 to roll out their rubbers2 in the 10th Annual 12 Hours of Lodi Farm race.

Dave B. (pictured at left, bellying up to the bar in a Scottish pub during last year's SSWC) and I have joined forces for a duo single-speed team.

With this otherwise fantastic news comes the sad realization that The Big Meats will not be, ahem, hanging out3 at the race this year. A moment of silence, please...


Riding photo credit: Gary Ryan.

1. With apologies to the gentleman junkie, William S. Burroughs.
2., 3. Of course, this new team name still holds plenty of opportunity for humorous allusions to all things priapic, so the theme continues, even if all the players don't. Hence the footnoted gems above.

2 comments:

b1umb0y said...

What will be on tap?

Blue-eyed Devil said...

Whatever we like, ha. It'll be a nice mix, no worries.