Showing posts with label Punk Bike Enduro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Punk Bike Enduro. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Point-punk Pondering...

First up, the confession (and with it, the excuse): I was trying originally for a Sid Vicious caricature here, but, with a deadline looming and a questionable, dust-laden, arrested set of skills, I didn't have time to work and rework the face, so I had to settle for a sort of generic punk visage. The eyes are off, the face is wrong, and the sneer isn't even close. Hell, it's not even a sneer. And the hair, it not only misses the mark, it's also utterly unimaginative and lacks even a vestige of technique. Hair is tough.

In the end, there simply wasn't time. There, there's the excuse. I think it's a good image nonetheless. And honestly, trademark sneer notwithstanding, Sid's countenance isn't exactly fertile ground when it comes to drawing caricatures.

On the subject of time: unbelievable, the amount it takes to bring a simple illustration like the one above to fruition. At least for me. And therein lies the problem. I'm just plain slow, especially when it comes to using Photoshop. I like to draw, I like to take my time when I draw. It is one of the very few things about which I am meticulous and (usually) unhurried. I like it that way. Compared to using software such as Adobe Illustrator CS to produce images, it's sort of the slow-food movement of the art world. Plodding, painful, frustrating...and, ultimately, edifying. There's that, and then there's the fact that, for me, Illustrator and its ilk are too goddamn complicated to use. Hell, I barely know the difference between 2H and 4B, and these are just pencil lead designations. In the time it would take me to sufficiently suss it all out, I could turn out handfuls of hand-drawn images. Still, I'd like to be at least marginally proficient with Illustrator.

Okay, for those who don't indulge in the moribund art technique of pencil and pen illustration, but who nevertheless have an interest in it, and because I have few riding tales to share, here's what goes into something like this, at least from my perspective:

First, there's the overall concept. This is often a difficult step, but neither the most difficult nor the most time-consuming. After all, it's mental work, and the mind operates at the speed of—duh!—thought. The theme of this one conflates bikes and punks and beer. Okay, I needed some whole or partial representation of a bike, a punk, and some beer, in an original and esthetically pleasing combination, and with a perspective that is challenging for me to realize in 2-D, but not so challenging that I abandon it in a fit of subdued—and, later, displaced—aggression. Easy enough; I know my limitations.

For the punk, I thought about going back to the roots of the "genre". What came to mind was Richard Hell. I mean, "Blank Generation", "Love Comes in Spurts", and "Liars Beware" are damn hard to beat when it comes to prototypical punk—they continue to hold up well under a growing layer of dust. But, however seminal and fantastic is Hell's all-too-short musical oeuvre, he isn't exactly eminently recognizable, even among punk rock fans. Add to that my limited talent, and I might as well use a mannequin for a model.

A member of the Sex Pistols seemed to make more sense (and yeah, I tossed around a Ramone, but the Ramones just don't inspire me, and their level of commercial success—courted or not—was offputting). From there, I searched online for images of Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten, for the obvious reason. Sid seemed like the best choice. After all, he didn't live long enough to need badly enough to stoop low enough to ink a deal with Activision when it ushered in Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock (new album title suggestion: Apostasy in the US). Never mind the irony that the average GH fan is already about as musically adept as were the Pistols. But I digress.1

So, I settled on Sid.

Okay, I had the punk. Now, how to arrange the punk with a bike? The traditional image of a rider on a bike (viewed from the side or front or rear or some combination thereof) has been done to death, at least in photographs, which means it's mucking about somewhere in the public subconscious and likely will remain there forever. Too pedestrian. So I decided that an endo would be an interesting take. With an endo, the subject is not constrained to a standing or sitting position, but would likely be suspended in a free-fall of sorts. So, I had to think about how to represent him in space. Here's where the artist's standby, the sketchpad, comes into play. I must confess, though, that this was the first time I ever used one. I typically just draw straight out, skipping the skeletal sketch over which is stretched the final drawing's carbonous flesh.2 But I sketched this one out in miniature, put away the sketchpad, and then made the drawing proper from memory a day later, without recourse to the sketch. The perspective of the final image is uncannily close to that of the sketch. This was not deliberate—the sketch was made in haste—but probably only indicates that I'd somehow already locked in the spatial arrangement in my subconscious mind. Some things are best left unknown.

Then it was time to do all the detail work, which took place over several days. The drawing, erasing, sipping coffee, drinking beer, frowning, and, finally, settling. Then the scanning and retouching-coloring-lettering in Photoshop. Done. Sip beer. Sleep. Any time left is then devoted to realizing without mercy how much better I could have made the drawing, where I should have reworked a detail, where I should have taken my time more, etc. This is always the case (every artist—and I'm stretching the meaning of that word here—is a little masochistic).

However imperfect the finished image, the end result is always pretty gratifying. And since I'm the self-appointed illustrator for the Single Speed Punk Bike Enduro (the local one, anyway), it damn well better be.

1. A really tempting model for these enduros has always been either Ian MacKaye or Guy Picciotto of Fugazi fame (in fact, just such a suggestion was made recently at the Single Speed Punk Bike Enduro, the event that triggered this drawing). With their already exaggerated features and highly original, uniquely earnest contributions to punk, they're a no-brainer as subjects. But when the brain kicks in, the idea of choosing icons so prominently linked to Straight Edge to represent a ride involving beer becomes so patently absurd that I never consider it for very long. Perhaps one day.

2. For the record, this is how I write, as well: on the fly, no outline, no firstsecondthirdfinal draft. And this is why my drawings and writing are average at best: no training, no discipline, and only a little practice. This is by no means meant to suggest that I don't edit my writing, or that what I spill on the virtual page is what flowed directly from head to fingertips to repose in situ. I edit incessantly and obsessively, but rather than saving it till the end like some literary autopsy, I do it as I go along, often in mid-sentence. And sometimes, days later even, I will edit the "finished" piece. Not necessarily a preference, but certainly a pattern.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Mug Shot...

Yeah, shameless self-promotion. But hey, the image came out great, despite my neophyte status with Illustrator (of course, it helps to start with pen and ink). Gotta hand it to Cafepress.com for making a one-off possible at a relatively affordable price. Image transfer is spot-on, mug is solid and capacious (15 ounces!), and the artwork is one of a kind, for what it's worth. And yes, that's coffee in the mug in the pic, though it seems to hold beer quite nicely, too.

Speaking of which, also available here is a pretty husky, 22 ounce beer stein sporting gold trim, for those of you who prefer downers to uppers. If you rode it, own it, at cost. Remember, when my oeuvre is hanging in the National Gallery of Art overlaying the Jasper Johns and Roy Lichtenstein pieces (hell, this mug would be the perfect accessory to Duchamp's Fountain, n'est ce pas?), you won't be able to afford me, and I sure as hell ain't giving you a price break then, even if you're cute and charming. It'd be beneath me, and I ain't stoopin'. You've been warned.

Whaam!indeed.

(Just got back from my first team meeting at The Bicycle Escape in Frederick—more about which soon.)

"Art is a form. A form is something that does not exactly have a history, but a destiny. Art had a destiny. Today, art has fallen into value, and unfortunately at a time when values have suffered. Values: aesthetic value, commercial value...values can be negotiated, bought and sold, exchanged. Forms, as forms, cannot be exchanged for something else, they can only be exchanged among themselves, and the aesthetic illusion comes at that price. For example, in abstraction, when the object is deconstructed, when the world and reality are deconstructed, there is still a way to exchange the object in itself symbolically. But abstraction later became merely a pseudo-analytical procedure for decomposing reality, not deconstructing it. Something has fallen apart, perhaps through the sole effect of repetition."
—Jean Baudrillard, The Conspiracy of Art

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Selling, But Not Selling Out...

Okay, shameless self-promotion without the profit. Art for art's sake. Whatever.

Tee shirts featuring the 2007 Punk Bike Enduro image (Iggy Pop w/ Biker Babe) are now available at my "store" on CafePress. There are two styles of shirts for chix and one for dix. All are white. All are made in the USA. What this last bit really means is that to make this tee shirt, no child of asian descent was interrupted while gnawing off a limb to escape the manacle binding him/her—in accordance with the unassailable rules of globalization and its noble race to the bottom—to an aging Singer. That's meaningful.

Oh yeah, the reason the word store appears above in " " (besides the obvious): I make nothing from the sale of these shirts. The prices reflect the same amount—and not one kopek more—that Cafepress would charge me if I were to buy one myself, which I just did, size L (kiss me, I'm a non-fucking-profit). That's meaningful too, at least to me.

Full disclosure: If you're not familiar with CafePress, it costs me nothing to "sell" these shirts, either. And anyway, given the small audience for which this item may have an appeal, any profit from sales likely wouldn't even cover my tab for one night at the local pub. So, there you have it.

Also, I have not yet seen the final product in the flesh, so to speak. However, if you zoom the image at CafePress, it looks like all the details (e.g., skull-filled background) will show up nicely on the shirts. At the risk of beating this all to death, I'll post a pic when mine arrives.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Personally Famous...

Ah, fame at last. Never imagined it could feel so edifying.

Wait, that's not the word; so, uh...so... pedestrian. Yeah, that's it.

Seems one chap who rode in the recent Single Speed Punk Bike Enduro appreciated the years of sweat equity (and strict asceticism normally reserved for trappist monks) that it took to raise my drawing talents to their material apogee, as represented in my latest artistic reification seen at right (with a dash of pink) and here.

So he approached me to ask for the rights, which I shamelessly granted. The result is shown in the pic above, artfully cropped to preserve his anonymity. Immortalized through the magic of the old school iron-on transfer—a DIY one-off job that seems to have turned out quite well—the image now adorns a canvas à trois dimensions in this world, having narrowly escaped the simulated, absolute zero confines of cyberspace. Nice work!

Did I say immortalized? I meant briefly rescued from shameful obscurity (damn 13¢ words!). The bane of iron-ons, of course, is their tendency to eventually peel away from the fabric like an old scab—hence their near annihilation beneath the bootheel of more technologically advanced processes such as dye sublimation and screenprinting.

But the iron-on's strength lies in its immediacy (as Hakim Bey uses the word), in the fact that it can be created at home with only a modest investment of time and equipment—the same intangible quality that makes all DIY projects ennobling. And its ephemeral nature offers another advantage, at least in this case: if it does self-destruct, it will probably happen before the tell-tale year included in the design renders it passé. Heaven—and all Hell's minions—forbid!

(The iron-on is sort of the fixed gear of the fashion world...long live the iron-on!)

Again, nice job, my friend.

Speaking of the Enduro, here's the GPS data for the ride, flagrantly stolen from Big John of Empathy Test fame. (Hmm, I recall a couple of miles that didn't seem to make the graph—then again, the lines I usually pick can't exactly be called straight.)

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

SSPBE2007: A Punktorial...

Just a smattering of pix from the 2007 Single Speed Punk Bike Enduro.

Beer. Bikes. Beauty.

More shots and possibly a ride report to follow.

























Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Chairman of the Bored...

...and a rather nubile riding partner.

Yeah, it's on, baby, after being postponed for bad weather a couple weeks back. And though I no longer have the cold that left me with cramped lungs that wanted nothing more than to deflate and roll up like a pair of flaccid hyrdration bladders, I still haven't managed to get much dirt under my treads this year. Gonna be a tough ride...

Coming up next: A springtime Bliss?